Adults only Night Show Games

A Courtesan is a term historically used to describe a woman who attends the Court of a Monarch or other powerful person. Over time, it came to refer to a Well- Educated and Independent woman, often  associated with the Wealthy, Powerful, or Upper- Class society, who given Luxuries and Status in Exchange for "Entertainment & Companionship called, from the French word, Courtesans or "Prostitute" Thus " The Act pf Copulation".

Rules

Ok, Ladies... Please Grab  your " Palourd Barbue " Clam, be it bearded or nay" not Your Clam Ladies...our Clam and place it firmly between your legs( you may face frontwards, Backwards, or on your knees)  your partner (or one from the group) grabs his/her Tres' Grande Phallus ( no no no...not your phallus the long one we provided and put it firmly between your legs and at the blow of the wistle Plunge your Tres' Grande Phallus Deep inside her Palourd Barbue as you can go (YOU MAY NOT USE YOUR HANDS to guide your Member or help it along in any way! The First Couple to successfully complete Copulation wins  a set of Drinks at the Pub and then move on to Orgasms 101.

ORGASMS 101

( But did you Cum...Do you know? Can they tell if its real or memorex?)

Welcome to Orgasms 101... so you've Braved the Barnyard with the Big Blind Coq, and you came inside to play the rest, Now for the Ultimate test,

In action and in sound take turns Cumming or Fake it till you make it!! Lets here it Loud, lets here it Strong, lets here you cum all night long, the best you see will win the prize  of " Orgasm Supreme"Sash and a Creamy, Milky Beverage from the Pub. Then Get ready you're almost done...now Grab a partner and head towards " Cuddle or Crash!!

Cuddle or Crash

(Bunny Hop)

So... you and your partner has raced the Coq in the Barnyard, beat out the eggs that weren't laid, Became a Courtesan and learned a good lesson there, then WON the Orgasm contest and now its time to  Strap 1 of your legs to one of your partners legs, in unison Cuddle and Hop just like Bunnies all the way back to the Pub, the first ones there without falling wins the Cuddle Bunny award (yes, its a stuffed bunny)and end up in Peaceful Euphoria (Bunny Jizz, a Drink at the Pub).

 Catching CaptainWillie 

(the One Eyed Monster  & his pack of Raw Weenies!)

 Captain Willie has escaped from the Jaws of certain Death at the hands of the Dreaded, Lady Dane of Hamburg. He is wanted for:Betraying His beloved wife D'ill Pickle, and she didn't relish that, For being " Too Hot to Handle", Refusing to be "confined to his Bun" till dressed & eaten (Yes, Mustard & Ketchup confessed, once We put the Squeeze on them!) and for portraying himself as Kosher... How Dare He!!

Can You Help Lady Dane capture & Eat the One- Eyed Captain & his Crew of Raw Weiners? Or... Will they escape and Threaten the Relationship that WE All have with Condiments FOREVER? Only You Can HELP

Rules & Regulatios

1) Obtain the perfect length of rope from  Lady Dane , Tie it Firmly around your waist, attatch the other end to your Weiner(also available from Lady Dane)

2)Once this is done and the "Willie Whistle is Blown", spread your legs  Swing your Weiner back & forth, too and fro, till you can catch him in your "JAWS of Death."

3) The First Person to Catch & Hold(Eat or just Bite is good too) Captain Willie, Wins the right to  finish eating Capt. Willie( should you decide to do so)  and wins the Honorary Golden Weiner Award and a free Drink At MkKrakynn's Pub. of course a pic of the Winner for our website www.hvpiratefest.20m.com

we also have for our Wenches -" Drench A Wench"   The Wet Tee Shirt Contest , bring your bare breasts to us and we shall shirt them in white and drench them in water, by audience applause the best drenched wench wins the Boobie Prize!  The Honorary, " I got wet at HV Pirate Fest 2025" Tee Shirt and a Shot of your choice at MkKrakynn's Pub

and for our Captains & Rouges we have:

"Soak A Bloak- " The Wenches Revenge" 

so.. for getting us cold & Wet we have decided a WET Boxers Contest shoule be in order. We supply you with white Boxers, you supply.. the package... winner receives the Wet Willy Award and a shot at MkKrakynn's Pub.